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Citrus

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  1. I really hate people who think that “freedom of speech” means “I can be as rude and insulting as I want and you’re not allowed to get mad”.
  2. I don't get older. I level up.
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    2. Timebrawler

      Timebrawler

      Is there a minion spawn as well??
    3. Citrus

      Citrus

      I'm afraid you only level up, sir.
    4. Citrus

      Citrus

      I'm afraid you only level up, sir.
  3. Only 100 days until Christmas :o
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    2. Timebrawler

      Timebrawler

      Santa better stop smoking that weed then '-'
    3. YCGamez

      YCGamez

      Santa Claus is coming.. To toooowwwnnnn!
    4. YCGamez

      YCGamez

      Santa Claus is coming.. To toooowwwnnnn!
  4. Why do fish always sing off key? Because you can't tuna fish.
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    2. Bodhi

      Bodhi

      What if i catch garfieldfish?
    3. Ralf

      Ralf

      Alright, I'm done *drops Laptop*
    4. Ralf

      Ralf

      Alright, I'm done *drops Laptop*
  5. What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet.
  6. Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places.
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    2. Guest

      Guest

      Idk about that I got with this girl who said she was 16 she turned out too be 15 and I got with her dads left hook
    3. Rhys
    4. Rhys
  7. I wish my wallet came with free refills. :/
    1. Rhys

      Rhys

      This This is my life in a sentence
    2. Rhys

      Rhys

      This This is my life in a sentence
  8. throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up
  9. Everyone has their own story. A reason they are the way they are. You have no right to judge someone you don't know.
  10. That rank looks badass on you, congratulations.
    1. YCGamez

      YCGamez

      Thank you (I made it :P)
    2. YCGamez

      YCGamez

      Thank you (I made it :P)
  11. Jam tarts are currently unavailable.
  12. One of the hardest decisions you'll ever face in life is choosing whether to walk away or try harder.
    1. Zeven

      Zeven

      never hold back my friend.
    2. Zeven

      Zeven

      never hold back my friend.
  13. Why is saving money so hard... Whenever I have money I just want to spend. D:
  14. Psychology says, no matter how angry you get, you always end up forgiving the people you love.
  15. Alarm clocks are one of the few things we hate for doing the job we ask it to do.
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