Giggle Bush

There is a fucking woodpecker pecking it's way into my house, and i'm being a basic bitch and making this status update, because it's making some fucked up noise, and I need an adult that knows how to adult.

I bet the first person that discovered milk was a fucking freak. COME HERE BESSIE!!!!!

"I'm no hero. I put on my bra one boob at a time like everyone else." - Tina Belcher